Saturday, July 11, 2009

Gint-A-Cuffs Box Break (Packs 1-6)

Okay. Here we go. I opened the box a while ago, but it is new to you. Here are the first six packs:


If you need a refresher on the rules for Gint-A-Cuffs '09, please check out the official site.


Pack 1


First card: 222 - Iwamura

245 - Helton


202 - C. Jackson


244 - Beltran


120 - Moreno (my favorite team) (+1)

270 - Outman

NH43 - Greece / Feraios (+5)
NP47 - V. Martinez

6 points this pack (Marquess of Beardsberry Rules Scoring)

Pack 2
69 - Loney

246 - Custer (Looks like it has happened again, George. Doh!)

87 - Cook

266 - Cueto

349 - Huff - SP (+5)


55 - Rios - Mini A&G Back (+2)


AGHS20 - Sabathia (Thorzul will NEVER finish.)
NP66 - Joba Chamberpot (-1 Yankee)

9 points this pack (Punch-Drunk)


Pack 3

127 - Drew (don't remember -or care- which one.)

3 - Parra

43 - Uehara

23 - K. Armstrong

112 - Millito Navarro (+2 - Late scoring change saved this pack)

295 - Gardener (-1 Yankee)

206 - Tejada Mini

NP65 - Delgado

1 point this pack (Glass Jaw)


Pack 4

131 - Weeks

286 - Kemp

55 - Rios

188 - Davis

98 - Whitesell

309 - Fukudome (+5 SP, +2 Favorite Players List)
Thanks Lonestarr!

130 - Damon Mini (-1 Yankee)

NP58 (+4 Favorite Players List, -1 Yankee)
Thanks Drew!

9 points this pack (Pulling My Punches... in lieu of "hits")


Pack 5

217 - Cantu pull any good cards?

300 - Papi Grande

97 - Pennington (+2 - Late scoring change)

298 - Haren

245 - Cartwright (Love the hat!)

70 - Ankiel (Code Card +?)
154 - Hart Mini
NP73 - "Caballo" Lee
2+? points this pack (Palooka)
Pack 6

241 - Cahill
228 - Simpson/Bunker (a man and his horse.)
27 - Horizontal Wang (-1 Yankee)

251 - Crawford
306 - "Big Red Dog" Lee SP (+5)
(no picture, but who would lie about pulling a Cliff Lee card)
If you really want to see the card, scroll up to Custer in Pack 2

AGHS21 - Price (+3)

13 - Hafner Mini
NP72 - E. Gonzalez (My Fave Players Bro...) (+2)

9 points this pack (Rabbit Punch)

So concludes the first quarter of my box... 36 points by my count so far.

7 comments:

Kevin said...

Oh my God...that card of the Manhorse, Aubrey Huff, is too sweet.

Also, I can't believe I never thought to call him Joba Chamberpot. Once again, Travis, you're a genius.

beardy said...

Horizontal Wang is not be overlooked either. Those were both zingers.

ZING!

Captain Canuck said...

I'm afraid that with someone like yourself able to bang out a card looking like anyone you want, you're going to have to mail me any card worth more than 3 points for verification.

lonestarr said...

Ah, but are you thankful enough to send it my way if I don't pull it from my box? :P

dinged corners said...

Horiz. Wang is fantastico. It's so....horizontal.

Kerri said...

What is "glass jaw" ?

PunkRockPaint said...

All of the pack scores were followed by boxing terminology describing the total points. If you are not familiar with any of the terms I may use, please feel free to check http://www.ringsidebygus.com/boxing-terms.html to assist. I am a master of lexicon of "the sweet science", so I don't need help, but you might need a list to pull random terms from...