Fortunately, there is a spot available in The Card Blog League.
Fortunately, there are two good candidates to join the league.
Unfortunately, neither candidate is still available.
Fortunately, Beardy and SpastikMooss both want to play.
Fortunately (for Beardy), he asked first.
Unfortunately (for Beardy), SpastikMooss remembered to call "Shotgun".
Unfortunately (for me), a decision must be made. The draft is in two weeks.
Fortunately (for me), I don't have to make the decision. Matt F. from Heartbreaking Cards of Staggering Genius is this year's honarary commissioner! (He was given the role when he opted not to play in the league this year. Suckah!)
Unfortunately (for Commissioner Matt), he needs to make the decision.
Fortunately (for Commissioner Matt), he can come up with some wildly awesome, mildly degrading way to decide the "winner".
Unfortunately (for everyone involved), hearts will be broken.
(Feel free to include your bribes for the Commish in the comments below.)