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For First Losers...

Well, this year I got the silver medal. I actually tied for second place. It is nice to have company. Being color blind, I always liked silver best anyway. To me, Gold and Bronze look too much alike. Winning all the time is boring. Finishing second is great motivation for next year. It is good to give someone else a chance to feel what it is like to be the champ. The pressure is off for next year...

Who am I kidding? I want to win. There was a little bit of laurel resting involved this year, but I vow to come back stronger.

I think I know who the winner will be, and I can't wait to see the monster they created.