More Toys!!!

This one is for my good friend, and all-around great guy, Kenny Eng. You can check out the machete reference here. (Short version: Kenny, a friend, and friend's girlfriend were walking home and a dude attacked them with a machete. Yup. Crazy shit. Friend caught the machete with his bare hand, suffering only a small wound - four stitches. Kenny grabbed the assailant and choked him OUT! Bad-ass.)

These are almost as much fun as making baseball cards!



Stocking Shelves...

I love it when my products hit store shelves...

Even if I have to put them there myself.

If you don't know Rob Deez... You should.



Mystery Solved...

I picked up a pack of Topps Update at my local card shop yesterday. The cards were mostly unimpressive (read: no Padres.) One card did catch my attention, however.

At first glance, I thought it was some crazy, super-rare, case-hit refractor. I did some research, and it turns out it is just a run of the mill, ordinary liquorfractor.

Thanks to Spankee over at My Cardboard Mistress for the info (and giving the cards a proper name.)

You Better Bring It...

Sorry it has been so long. I have been keeping myself busy making custom cards. Unfortunately, you won't see them here yet.

This post is mainly just to call out Sean. Yeah, YOU! I hope you are wearing your big girl panties while you make your cards for the Thorzul Will Rule Nightmares on Cardboard: IV contest. I decided to bring the pain this year. You may be a great designer, and a wonderful person, and a amazing custom card maker...

But I have called on the powers of darkness to guide my submission to the contest. No, seriously. I made my cards with the lights OFF! They may not be pretty, but they are pure evil.

I am taking on anyone that enters the contest in a fight to the death thumb wrestling challenge to three pins. Good luck to any that dare to attempt to take what is mine!!! Don't call it a comeback... I didn't wanna win that badly the last two years.

What's the prize this year?

Never mind!

All I want is your soul admiration.