Word around the campfire, Thoughts and Sox management is looking to make a splash in the preseason trade market. My sources say that Brad Hawpe, Denard Span, Kazuo Matsui, Paul Konerko, and Melvin Mora have all been mentioned in trade talks.
When asked about the trade rumors, AdamE, GM of Thoughts and Sox, had no comment.
Off the record, he offered to trade all five to Los Pintadores de Punkrock for three maple bats and a dozen baseballs.
On the record, AdamE vehemently denies any such trade offer, and questions if the reporter knows what off the record means.
Off the record, we here at The PunkRock Press have no idea what off the record means. We draw pictures; we don't report the news.
On the record, AdamE called us idiots.
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Monday, March 30, 2009
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